[Malcolm Armsteen]

Ask a Corbynite.

[MisterMuncher]

How many MPs are looking at Hancock's fee for I'm a Sleb, and thinking if they just boost their media profile a bit, they too could earn a year's salary in a few days? And besides, licking Tory arse is good training for swallowing crocodile cock.

Maybe just send them all to the jungle.
Install fake cameras.
Walk away.

There's a Predator sequel in there somewhere I could get behind

[Bones McCoy]

How many MPs are looking at Hancock's fee for I'm a Sleb, and thinking if they just boost their media profile a bit, they too could earn a year's salary in a few days? And besides, licking Tory arse is good training for swallowing crocodile cock.

Maybe just send them all to the jungle.
Install fake cameras.
Walk away.

There's a Predator sequel in there somewhere I could get behind

Australian wildlife can finish the job without any extra-terrestrial help.

[Youngian]

How many MPs are looking at Hancock's fee for I'm a Sleb, and thinking if they just boost their media profile a bit

If they’re no longer MPs, they’ll be forgotten nobodies apart from maybe Rees Mogg who has his Victorian cosplay schtick to help him get future TV gigs. Then there’s safe seat Tories resigning who’ll be replaced by even worse low grade rubbish. I don’t even want to dream of those by-elections results translated into national ones in which the Tory Party itself becomes a widely unknown third party.

[Boiler]

Maybe just send them all to the jungle.
Install fake cameras.
Walk away.

There's a Predator sequel in there somewhere I could get behind

Australian wildlife can finish the job without any extra-terrestrial help.

Dunno - the wildlife might take one look at them and go "these bastards are really poisonous, best avoid".

Pit full of particularly miffed honey badgers though...

[Bones McCoy]

How many MPs are looking at Hancock's fee for I'm a Sleb, and thinking if they just boost their media profile a bit

If they’re no longer MPs, they’ll be forgotten nobodies apart from maybe Rees Mogg who has his Victorian cosplay schtick to help him get future TV gigs. Then there’s safe seat Tories resigning who’ll be replaced by even worse low grade rubbish. I don’t even want to dream of those by-elections results translated into national ones in which the Tory Party itself becomes a widely unknown third party.

We can hope the current distaste for nepo babies affects Mogg, Kruger and Young.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Greg here, exposing the terrifying reality of a Labour government. Private school fees going up.

[Bones McCoy]

Greg here, exposing the terrifying reality of a Labour government. Private school fees going up.

Like the Jacobin Terror, but worse.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Year zero...

[mattomac]

Hands was trying to make out the seriousness of Reeves book mishap.

Didn’t mention Blunt, but could comment at length on this nine story.

Saying that Chris Mason and the newsagents seemed to think it of prime importance

[Boiler]

What's a nine story?

[Tubby Isaacs]

I don't even get the internal logic of this. Starmer weak because some people didn't agree with him and resigned?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Man's a cunt

[Youngian]

The Tories are in Tony Blair demon eyes territory. The public’s already made up their minds as to whether Starmer is a safe pair of hands or not.
How is calling for a ceasefire a threat to the UK’s national security? Labour MPs support Islamic terrorists is the gist, I guess.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Yep, this is all this is. Pathetic.

[Abernathy]

From 1997 :

[Tubby Isaacs]

Never seen this one before.

Apparently part of the same series as demon eyes. Looks like a funny puppet off a kid's show.

[Youngian]

Never seen this one before.

Apparently part of the same series as demon eyes. Looks like a funny puppet off a kid's show.

Did Paul McCartney produce this from a discarded old sketch Lynton Crosby dumped in the shed 27 years ago?

[slilley]

One shadow minister resigns and according to Hands the Labour Party is having a civil war, heaven knows what the hourly resignations from the Government were last summer as the Johnson administraion collapsed.

Simon

[Tubby Isaacs]

Can somebody tell Greg he's not in his old job and doesn't have to do this rubbish any more?