[Andy McDandy]

He'd pass off his own work as fair comment, or tomorrow's chip wrapper. Sticks and stones and so on.

I find it quite awful that he blethers on about media standards, while periodically recounting tales of him and the McKenzie mob making up any old shit to go in the papers, under the "who cares, it was funny" defence.

It occurs to me that with the BBC defamation thing, part of the Beeb's defence was that the programme wasn't aired in that particular bit of Florida, and unless Trump can produce one person from there who saw it prior to the election and is willing to say that it significantly altered their opinion of the cunt in chief, there's no case to answer. What if Littlecock is their surprise witness?

[Watchman]

“Nice green card you’ve got there, wouldn’t want anything to happen to it”

[mattomac]

Is he allowed to vote?

[davidjay]

But he doesn't live there. He says often enough that he's in some part of north London, or Hertfordshire, or possibly Essex.

[Rosvanian]

Aimlessly flicking around the channels earlier, I ended up watching the last 10 minutes of England's meaningless (from an English perspective) world cup qualifier again Serbia at Wembley. A crowd of 75K (who presumably had nowt better to do) saw England win 2-0 with goals from Saka (born in Ealing) and Eze (born in Greenwich), both of whom have Nigerian parents and strong Christian backgrounds. I remember when Viv Anderson became the first black man to play for England and here we are, the best part of half a century later, and the likes of Matthew fucking Goodwin are still telling us that black men are not English. I can scarcely believe it.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Indeed. And it's over 30 years since the Wisden Cricket Monthly story (by a crank called Robert Henderson) that suggested that black cricketers weren't properly English. The argument there- that subconsciously they might resent England because of colonialism- was at least not as bad as saying they had ancestral voices of violence in their heads.

[Oboogie]

It occurs to me that with the BBC defamation thing, part of the Beeb's defence was that the programme wasn't aired in that particular bit of Florida, and unless Trump can produce one person from there who saw it prior to the election and is willing to say that it significantly altered their opinion of the cunt in chief, there's no case to answer. What if Littlecock is their surprise witness?

Relax, nobody's going to be able to prove in court that Littlecock's watched anything on the BBC since 1985.

[Youngian]

BBC lawyers could produce written evidence (by him in the Mail) that he was in Barnet at the time of the broadcast at his favourite chippy he frequents every week.

[Youngian]

If this results in Joey Barton becoming a better human being, I can only wish him well in his retirement. I might join him, apart from this site and keep in touch posts on FB, I want to get off social media. Its becoming bad for my mental health and replaced physically harmful addictions I successfully kicked.

[Boiler]

Best of luck, Sir: I plan to avoid media full stop.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Barton certainly has what are usually called "demons" in the case of footballers. Social media isn't always good for such people.

[Tubby Isaacs]

As Sunder says, 84% of white British people think that non-white Britons are British.