Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100392

By Boiler - Wed Nov 19, 2025 4:53 pm

- Wed Nov 19, 2025 4:53 pm #100392

"The return of Mr. Mid Staffs"

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Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100393

By Malcolm Armsteen - Wed Nov 19, 2025 5:36 pm

- Wed Nov 19, 2025 5:36 pm #100393

Lewis needs the whip withdrawn...

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Fuck Farage.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100448

By Abernathy - Thu Nov 20, 2025 5:45 pm

- Thu Nov 20, 2025 5:45 pm #100448

I see that Lloyd Russell-Moyle (former) MP has gone to the Green Party.

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"The opportunity to serve our country: that is all we ask.” John Smith, May 11, 1994.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100450

By Tubby Isaacs - Thu Nov 20, 2025 5:56 pm

- Thu Nov 20, 2025 5:56 pm #100450

He wasn't treated very well in fairness.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100455

By The Weeping Angel - Thu Nov 20, 2025 6:25 pm

- Thu Nov 20, 2025 6:25 pm #100455

I do remember he tried to encourage the teaching of choking in schools.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100508

By Abernathy - Fri Nov 21, 2025 1:25 pm

- Fri Nov 21, 2025 1:25 pm #100508

The Weeping Angel wrote: ↑Thu Nov 20, 2025 6:25 pm I do remember he tried to encourage the teaching of choking in schools.

Really ?

"The opportunity to serve our country: that is all we ask.” John Smith, May 11, 1994.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100510

By Andy McDandy - Fri Nov 21, 2025 1:36 pm

- Fri Nov 21, 2025 1:36 pm #100510

Did you not have auto-erotic asphyxiation as an elective at your school?

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100516

By Boiler - Fri Nov 21, 2025 3:01 pm

- Fri Nov 21, 2025 3:01 pm #100516

We must have done at mine, as I remember one pupil dying from it. This'd be about 1980.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100561

By Youngian - Fri Nov 21, 2025 10:33 pm

- Fri Nov 21, 2025 10:33 pm #100561

I see. 'Please don't do this or play on railtracks and pylons, kids' might be a better message.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100564

By kreuzberger - Fri Nov 21, 2025 11:01 pm

- Fri Nov 21, 2025 11:01 pm #100564

Postcards from the edge;

If you turn up to a dinner party hosted by a friend's new squeeze in Chiswick, and the story du jour concerns a tory, a bottle of poppers, an orange, various items of lingerie, and a ligature, don't mention it.

Believe me. It's really not worth it.