Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100392

By Boiler - Wed Nov 19, 2025 4:53 pm

- Wed Nov 19, 2025 4:53 pm #100392

"The return of Mr. Mid Staffs"

Tubby Isaacs liked this

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100393

By Malcolm Armsteen - Wed Nov 19, 2025 5:36 pm

- Wed Nov 19, 2025 5:36 pm #100393

Lewis needs the whip withdrawn...

Oboogie liked this

Memento Mori, Caesar.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100448

By Abernathy - Thu Nov 20, 2025 5:45 pm

- Thu Nov 20, 2025 5:45 pm #100448

I see that Lloyd Russell-Moyle (former) MP has gone to the Green Party.

Last edited by Abernathy on Fri Nov 21, 2025 1:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.

"The opportunity to serve our country: that is all we ask.” John Smith, May 11, 1994.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100450

By Tubby Isaacs - Thu Nov 20, 2025 5:56 pm

- Thu Nov 20, 2025 5:56 pm #100450

He wasn't treated very well in fairness.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100455

By The Weeping Angel - Thu Nov 20, 2025 6:25 pm

- Thu Nov 20, 2025 6:25 pm #100455

I do remember he tried to encourage the teaching of choking in schools.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100508

By Abernathy - Fri Nov 21, 2025 1:25 pm

- Fri Nov 21, 2025 1:25 pm #100508

The Weeping Angel wrote: ↑Thu Nov 20, 2025 6:25 pm I do remember he tried to encourage the teaching of choking in schools.

Really ?

"The opportunity to serve our country: that is all we ask.” John Smith, May 11, 1994.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100510

By Andy McDandy - Fri Nov 21, 2025 1:36 pm

- Fri Nov 21, 2025 1:36 pm #100510

Did you not have auto-erotic asphyxiation as an elective at your school?

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100516

By Boiler - Fri Nov 21, 2025 3:01 pm

- Fri Nov 21, 2025 3:01 pm #100516

We must have done at mine, as I remember one pupil dying from it. This'd be about 1980.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100561

By Youngian - Fri Nov 21, 2025 10:33 pm

- Fri Nov 21, 2025 10:33 pm #100561

I see. 'Please don't do this or play on railtracks and pylons, kids' might be a better message.

Oboogie liked this

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#100564

By kreuzberger - Fri Nov 21, 2025 11:01 pm

- Fri Nov 21, 2025 11:01 pm #100564

Postcards from the edge;

If you turn up to a dinner party hosted by a friend's new squeeze in Chiswick, and the story du jour concerns a tory, a bottle of poppers, an orange, various items of lingerie, and a ligature, don't mention it.

Believe me. It's really not worth it.

mattomac liked this

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#101224

By Tubby Isaacs - Mon Dec 01, 2025 4:43 pm

- Mon Dec 01, 2025 4:43 pm #101224

This is astonishing even from a serial gobshite.

Water bills are going up.... to fix exactly what you want fixed, after a long period when Ofwat (with the connivance of governments) kept the bills relatively low. They don't get fixed for free just because you nationalize it. The "no matter how you regulate it" is embarrassing stuff.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#101226

By Boiler - Mon Dec 01, 2025 5:20 pm

- Mon Dec 01, 2025 5:20 pm #101226

Hang on... aren't they building a new reservoir in North Lincolnshire?

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#101227

By Tubby Isaacs - Mon Dec 01, 2025 5:30 pm

- Mon Dec 01, 2025 5:30 pm #101227

Yep, and in Cambridgeshire. Neither of these are all that far from Clive.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#101237

By Abernathy - Mon Dec 01, 2025 7:35 pm

- Mon Dec 01, 2025 7:35 pm #101237

Tulip Siddiq seems to have been penalised for having an auntie that was the Prime Minister of Bangla Desh.

"The opportunity to serve our country: that is all we ask.” John Smith, May 11, 1994.

Re: Labour MPs I'd Like To Hit With A Haddock#101245

By Oboogie - Mon Dec 01, 2025 9:57 pm

- Mon Dec 01, 2025 9:57 pm #101245

Abernathy wrote: ↑Mon Dec 01, 2025 7:35 pm Tulip Siddiq seems to have been penalised for having an auntie that was the Prime Minister of Bangla Desh.

What exactly is she supposed to have done? I've heard a few reports of her conviction and I'm still none the wiser.